No, I don’t want to know how many drones I helped pay for. Why would I want to know that?

Yes I get the Life of Brian reference, but what the hell is Bok trying to say here? The Secret Service is crucifying oil companies? Wha? And is that supposed to be Roger Clemens?

I don’t think I’ve had to link to this Onion article before, but man is it appropriate here.

As WTF Political Cartoons has already said, the Secret Service scandal has produced nothing but inane hackwork. But I have to give Rose credit for once again sinking below expectations with a) the incredibly lame pun and b) his inability to draw a woman who the audience can identify as a prostitute instead of having to write ‘Columbian prostitutes’ on what looks like an average woman.

Here’s a hint for future prostitute-related issues, Johnny Boy: fishnet stockings, lots of make-up, and dollar bills sticking out of her bra. Presto, you have a prostitute.