Aren’t the paperclips there to be used? Is it really stealing if they’re being made available to… I assume she’s a teacher?
happy delayed Thanksgiving, Americans
They didn’t bother thanking the
Indians Native Americans.
You know, I think a more likely outcome here is that everyone watching will say “Hey, she was flawed just like me! I guess we had something in common.”
Because really, how many people are going to watch a video of someone screaming and think “Wow, what a horrible person”? Maybe for the murderers and rapists this airing of sins will be awkward, but I think most of us will be relieved to find out our most perverse sexual fantasies weren’t unique to us. Humanity will come together when we know what’s in each other’s hearts.
HAW HAW HAW
Haw haw haw, you fool. I tricked you into doing some bad stuff. Never mind what was in your heart, never mind if you were duped into straying. You’ll be punished for eternity because you were easy to fool! That’s justice, right?
But I’m… I’m made of flesh! Oh sweet christ, I’m the Devil incarnate!
Wait… Jesus was God as flesh. Jesus was part devil!
The entire theology of Christianity has just been turned upside-down!
Unless… they mean this flesh.
We’re all gangers! What a twist!
See, the way it works is you hand out Chick tracts, spreading the word, la-de-da, but hold onto your hats, folks. Here’s where it gets interesting.
After a while, you recruit two people to hand out tracts for you, and they kick up a percentage of the souls saved to you. Now you’ve got more tracts going out, more souls coming in. Profit profit profit.
But it doesn’t stop there. Those two people working for you? They recruit two more people - each! - and they receive a share of the souls saved, and then they kick up a percentage of that to you. So now you’re getting a percentage of the souls being saved by six different people, using the patented and proven Jack Chick Witnessing formula.