Oh God. I knew libtards were pussy-whipped and just begging to live under a gynocracy where they spend all day praising the ‘Earth Mother’ or some bullshit, but this? A walking, talking pussy going around telling people how to think and behave? It’s like a libtard’s wet dream!
Oh… oh no. I just had a thought. This isn’t some sexual kink for libtards, is it? Like the, what are they called, furries? Are libtards so sexually fucked up they can’t make love to an actual woman, and instead they need a giant, pink representation of womanhood to, I don’t know, tie them up and whip them because of their “privilege”?
They really are sexual deviants, every last one of them.

Oh God. I knew libtards were pussy-whipped and just begging to live under a gynocracy where they spend all day praising the ‘Earth Mother’ or some bullshit, but this? A walking, talking pussy going around telling people how to think and behave? It’s like a libtard’s wet dream!

Oh… oh no. I just had a thought. This isn’t some sexual kink for libtards, is it? Like the, what are they called, furries? Are libtards so sexually fucked up they can’t make love to an actual woman, and instead they need a giant, pink representation of womanhood to, I don’t know, tie them up and whip them because of their “privilege”?

They really are sexual deviants, every last one of them.