Locher is as lazy as he always is here (complaining about political campaigns is to editorial cartoons as jokes about airline food are to stand-up comedy). But what kind of store only accepts returns at Christmastime? There are such things as birthdays, Locher.
(Also, “I’ve had it too long”? It hasn’t even been taken out of the wrapping, how does this guy know what it is? Why do Locher’s cartoons always have plotholes?
Oh wait, he knows what it is because somebody wrote it on the outside of the wrapping paper. How does Locher get paid for this?)
